Post by eviljbf on Jan 15, 2010 7:24:35 GMT 1
I thought I'd bring it back while anticipating what I'm going to learn this season.
note: most of the Kim jokes I thought up before day 7
1.) Under no circumstances do you sleep with co-workers, it will only end in homicide.
2.) Just because you've been convicted of treason, are a chronic heron addict, are technically under arrest or murdered you boss at the behest of a madman, doesn't mean you cannot be the head of a national covert security agency - it's called "provisional status"
3.) Just because you tortured Jack Bauer to death, doesn't mean he won't escape and shoot you twice in the chest.
4.) Los Angeles is simultaneously the safest and the most dangerous city on the planet.
5.) They're not really dead, they're just in hiding planning revenge.
6.) Your children despise you most of the time, but when they're in trouble they remember to call you daddy.
7.) De-cockers, though safer, are way less dramatic than slowly dropping the hammer.
add, add, add
note: most of the Kim jokes I thought up before day 7
1.) Under no circumstances do you sleep with co-workers, it will only end in homicide.
2.) Just because you've been convicted of treason, are a chronic heron addict, are technically under arrest or murdered you boss at the behest of a madman, doesn't mean you cannot be the head of a national covert security agency - it's called "provisional status"
3.) Just because you tortured Jack Bauer to death, doesn't mean he won't escape and shoot you twice in the chest.
4.) Los Angeles is simultaneously the safest and the most dangerous city on the planet.
5.) They're not really dead, they're just in hiding planning revenge.
6.) Your children despise you most of the time, but when they're in trouble they remember to call you daddy.
7.) De-cockers, though safer, are way less dramatic than slowly dropping the hammer.
add, add, add
